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defg333
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Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 12:19 pm Post subject: DOES YOUR CAT OWN YOU |
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See how many yes answers apply to you.
? Do you select your friends based on how well your cats like them?
? Does your desire to collect cats intensify during times of stress?
? Do you buy more than 50 pounds of cat litter a month?
? Do you think it?s cute when your cat swings on your drapes or licks your butter?
? Do you admit to non-cat owners how many cats you really have?
? Do you sleep in the same position all night because it annoys your cats when you move?
? Do you kiss your cat on the whiskers?
? Do you feed your cat tidbits from the table with your fork?
? Does your cat sleep on your head?
? Do you like it?
? Do you have more than four opened but rejected cans of cat food in the refrigerator?
? Do you watch bad TV because the cat is sleeping on the remote?
? Will you stand at the open door indefinitely in the freezing rain while your cat sniffs the door, deciding whether to go out or come in?
? Would you rather spend a night at home with your cat than go out on a bad date?
? Do you put off making the bed until the cat gets up?
? Do you give your cat presents and a stocking at Christmas? _________________ Nike |
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yindgkong
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vwxy437
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Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 4:32 pm Post subject: White Rabbit |
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Previously, a small rabbit body and eyes are brown, and all those who have looked down on them, but they are very united, they are the family, no do not know each other. But they are very afraid of humans, so he hid in the mountains.
One day, people found them and led a group of people surrounded them together, to catch them. It turned out that few days ago, the village came a monster, monster command people, an annual tribute to be presented, otherwise, they kill people in the village as a whole this year, they unexpectedly found a rabbit, we decided to allow them to do a tribute, so they are a rewarding experience to go back.
Has finally come to send a tribute to the monster of the day, and two strong youth, carrying these heavy rabbit, a rapid sent to the monster. On the road, one just came to this world a rabbit asked her mother: "Mom, we want to go Where are going?" Mom silent does not answer, pretty soon, they came to the monster's palace, the two young people the tribute on the door, it Yiliu Yan's away.
At this time a monster came out, he looks really horrible, head of the scorpion's poison a long hook, it has three faces, one face with one eye, a face has three eyes, and the other face as much as 10 eyes ! He long with five hands, stained with bloodshot eyes, makes chilling reading.
Only newly-born rabbit and naive, and still there is pleased to slapstick, this time, a monster with horrible voice muttering: "The hungry, and eat what then? Should first eat the small talk." So he to reach out and was about to catch the rabbit, the rabbit suddenly stand in front of her mother, said: "The monster you can never expect to move my child!" monster, said: "I do not Chile Ta what I eat?" Then he waved to a Mama Rabbit hit the wall, and rabbit mothers back shouted: "You want to eat to eat me! do not move my child!" At this time, a robust rabbit said: "No, or eat me ! you are well and recuperate. a kind of monster to eat me! "" Yes, have the ability to eat me! "other rabbits rush to say. Monster roared: "I do not eat anyone else, I'll just small!"
Monster Zhuoqi bunny left, scared rabbit, and loudly called her mother, rabbits and other rabbits mother rushed forward, hit a monster, a monster has been knocked down, and immediately stood up, snapped roared: "I want to to you all eat! "" Stop! "a stern voice transmission out, ah! God came, He solemnly say, "You monster, on earth did all sorts to see how I punish you!" Having a monster falls to the ground, God waved, the rabbit's body turned white, his eyes became red , and God also pleased to say: "Do you have a white representative of holy heart, and red represent your solidarity."
Finished, God will disappear, as it first got here in general.
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vwxy437
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Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 5:31 am Post subject: Musician takes the cake |
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There is a skills-class musicians, and his violin playing is an attraction in itself pleasant, very excited. Time, he With that happy go roaming the forest,take a section of the road, that a people are too bored, they said to himself: "A person is too boring, and I have to find a partner to." Thus, He picked up the violin again.
An instant, the forest echoes played his wonderful music.
Wolf appeared, after the musicians saw said: "Oh! Is a wolf look at me." Wolf came before him, said: "Your piano sounds of the pull too! I hope you can teach me. "Musicians, said:" It's easy, as long as you are told to do by me on the list. "wolf answered:" Yes, I would be a very good studious students. "so that together they embarked on a path, and finally some into a tree before. This is an empty inside the old oak tree, the trunk split in the middle of a big seam.
Musicians of the wolf, said: "Look here, if you want to learn the violin, put your front foot inserted into this crack to go." Wolf did as he said, musicians picked up a large stone into its two forefoot prison stuck in the crack prison places where, as one was handcuffed prisoners. "Now, you give me obediently waiting for me to come back here." Musicians finished, strode leisurely pace and sped away.
After a child, he said to himself: "A person is too boring, and I have to look for a partner to." So, he pulled the violin, melodious Pieces of mention again in the forest open to the transmission of the . Then a fox came to him slowly, he said: "Oh! Came a fox." Fox came up, said: "You are really a first-rate musicians, violin pull the multi-rod ah! I must be accountable to you Learning Lati Qin. "the musician said:" You can learn quickly, as long as you do as I teach you to become. "fox channel soon to be:" Yes, I will do according to your orders. " Together, they hit the road. When they came to a narrow path, the musicians looked at the paths on both sides of the tall trees, and then footpath side of a ccc of the hazel tree bends over and near the road, their feet slam Shujian, but also bend paths on the other side of a hazel right fox said: "The clever fox, if you want to learn the violin, put your left forepaws let me hold." fox immediately out of the left forepaw, musicians will be tied to a fox paw hazel trees trees trees. "Now stretch your right forepaws came to me."
Fox also told by musicians do, he will only paw tied to another tree hazel tree, trees, and then open up their own feet, on both sides of the hazelnut tree "Crash" Up rounds up, the fox also follows from being thrown up, legs open was hung up in the air constantly swaying back and forth with. Musicians said: "Now you good to stay here, waiting for me to come back." Finish, but also walked with a leisurely pace and sped away.
But soon, he said to himself: "dull up again, I have to find a partner." So he pulled the violin, Chords fluttering, came in a hare. Musicians said: "Oh, is only hare." Hare said to him: "You are worthy of the title is an excellent sings. Your piano really pull with no way out. You taught me all right?" The musician replied: "Well, if you According to my command to do, I teach you. "Hare once said:" Yes, I would be a good student. "and then they walk together for a very long time. When the forest came to an open area when the musicians used a rope system in the hare's neck is good, the other end of the rope tied to a tree, said: "Well, clever hare, jumped up and quickly Raoshu running 20 laps. "silly rabbit run by musicians of the orders up. When the rabbit around the tree finish the 20 laps, it will also rope tied it around in the trunk of the 20 laps, like a quilt in the trees prisoners. Finish, the hare excitedly pulling pushing them, but as long as a pull rope to its neck even tighter Le. At this time the musician said: "Now wait here until I come back." Finish left.
Moreover, after the wolf has been stuck, but also pull on their own feet, but also biting the trunk, but also jumped up with the rear foot grasping the stone. It took a little time, take a great of enthusiasm, and finally out of the foot. It is resentment to the extreme, said: "I have to catch up with thosedespicable musicians, he was torn to pieces." Finished chasing after it. The fox saw the wolf ran from the side, shouted: "hey! Wolf brother, please send medown, and that musicians had to use tricks me into something like this." So the wolf in the hazel busy as the following up, biting the 2 tree, Talia who wentalong with another musician. When they arrived next to the hare, the hare is also shouting to them to help. They put it after liberation together to go torecover to their enemies.
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